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*Carol of the Bells playing VERY loudly*

*faintly, behind the music* ...Arden Finch...yesterday's news...even hear me? Fu...do an intro if nobody can...don't even like Carol of the...School...Flight and Flying...Brazil...hang gliders, which was really coo...Cryptozoo...just the Yule long...snallygaster? Is that really a word?...tentacles. Why is it always tenta...Not to Drown...polar bears in the pool...insurance premiums...old.

*Music swells*

*Arden, now yelling, though still very faint and hard to make out* DORMS...NOTHING...PORG...BUT TOWN HAD...GPIE EMPORIUM...MANY ORDERS...YULE LOG...REGISTER...CLINIC...STARK...TINY TANK SCREEN...CRAB...MINI LOG...

*music abruptly stops*

SO THIS IS ARDEN FINCH SIGNING--oh! Wait, you can hear me now? Cool, it's ya girl, Arden Finch, saying have a great rest of your--

*Carol of the Bells resumes playing at max volume* ...Oh just [BLEEP] it...out.

*sound of door slamming*

*Carol of the Bells keeps playing*

stykera posting in

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The nurses, and Stabby, were all watching a Yule Log when Stark arrived.
But it was a tiny one, on a tiny TV inside Stabby's tank.

"We have larger screens," Stark pointed out, looking at one as he spoke. The one on the wall. To entertain staff and patients waiting.

"Tiny Yule Log is superior," a nurse told him. "Look how tiny!"

"Very tiny," Stark agreed, slightly mystified. He was just going to drink his coffee.

The clinic was open, most of the staff was mesmerized by a tiny fireplace video, and the alien was in.

solo_sword posting in

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Good morning, guys. This is Jaina, and it's December, so you know what that means. Unless you're new and don't know what that means. It means every day is going to be weird. Today's not bad.

As for yesterday, Gregorith was at the museum trying to figure out his Christmas shopping, and Rey was back at work after the holiday.

I'm assuming everyone else was still in a food coma. See you next week, and enjoy the fire.

mustbeawitch posting in

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It's Small Business Saturday! I must get out there and--oh, very well, but this had better not take long!

...it is not going to take long.

Good morning, everyone. I am here to report the news the squirrels bothered with from the town yesterday, as the school was out of session and they apparently didn't bother with the dormitory again--not that I'm complaining!

Detective Watts found a turkey in a cell at the Trooper Station, and was joined by Mr. Grant for luncheon. At the bakery, Mr. James Stark sampled the pies on offer.

Those are all the notes the squirrels have seen fit to give me, so if you will excuse me, I must get back to the sales!

fears_no_one posting in

fandom_radio

Why am I here?

*nervous chittering*

You couldn't find anyone else?

*more chittering*

Right. Well, where are the notes?

*MORE nervous chittering*

You brought me here and forgot the notes?

*loooong silence, them slamming door*

That's right, he better run. This has been Captain Flint with an absolute waste of your time.

*click*

wrongkindofsith posting in

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*chittering*

No, I don't think that would be good in the gravy, or the stuffing...or any other dish, I'm a terrible cook and I even can see that.

Not a lot of notes, but that's to be expected this time of year. Let's see, up at the School, Space Pirates, Pirates in Space was cancelled so everyone could ponder their orbs, while Health Education was all about the value of flared bases, and in the Library Arden watched a terrible reddit mistake, which a words that made sense to the squirrels.

The Dorms were quiet, as was Town, with the only thing of note being Adrian on the phone at Pick Your Poison, to his mother and to Rey.

stykera posting in

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Good morning, it’s Wednesday again and I’m here again to tell you about yesterday while it’s today so someone else can tell you about today tomorrow.

At the school classes began with Ghanima taking the students in Reclaiming Your Childhood to the cafeteria to bake cookies. Then Anakin and Ahsoka forced Diplomacy students to work a customer service desk and…I think one of the squirrels may have just fainted? Oh, he’s faking. That was very convincing. Well done. And then in Dealing With Other People’s Trauma we discussed how holidays and families could be difficult.

Nothing from the dorms but that’s no surprise. And in the town Kitty crushed Tino’s dreams at Caritas. Doesn’t that happen often? And Lucifer was making purple drinks at The Devil’s Nest including one fancy floral one for Octavia.

That’s all from yesterday.

afraid_of_marshmallows posting in

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What up, Fandom? It's me, ya girl Arden Finch, here with the all the best gossip from yesterday, delivered straight to your listening ears. I gotta run from here and continue my packing before I head out for the holidays, so let's get this going!

School! We had it! Cryptozoology talked about a spectral cat from the English moors! How To Not Drown once again used 'tactical floating noodles'! That's never a sentence that will be normal to say!

No Dorms! But Town! And I'm actually pretty tired of exclaiming everything. Huh, that took energy, who knew? Anyway, at Pick Your Poison, Dr. Isley was checking out the stock of shampoos, and at Infinite Consortium, Professor Vess was making plans for later that evening. Raiden was having stressful phone calls about the holiday at Pizza Planet - of course I'm coming home for the holidays, Ray! - and Professor James Stark was just having a stressful day at the Clinic because of random screams coming from the back room? That's horrifying, no thank you. And later, Professor Vess's plans came to fruition at the park, where a group of people settled in to watch the Miss Universe pageant. Or just the National Costume portion? Of course Mr. Scientia was there and they made a bet and discussed stakes, and Lydia was also there looking fabulous in a new cape. Oooh, can't wait to see it, Lydia! Billie didn't know what was happening, but was happy to get into the spirit of things. Mr. Argentum showed up with Little Miss, who was very excited about sparkles. Dr. Lecter showed up with homemade popcorn, and Professor Sims showed up with a belated birthday present. Dr. Isley explained fossil fuels to Professor Vess. Mr. Gregorith, Luma, and Eleanor rounded out the watch party. Sounds like fun!

And that's it for my notes, so this is ya girl, Arden Finch, signing off for the holidays. Have a great rest of your week, Fandom, and enjoy Nikki Vianna's Mambo. Bye!

stykera posting in

fandom_clinic

There were screams coming from one of the exam rooms.

Stark was alarmed by said screams when he arrived with the day's coffees for himself and the nurses but one nurse quickly reassured him that there were no patients in there screaming. "It's empty. No idea what's causing it. And we checked for speakers. Nothing. And Stabby hasn't been anywhere near there."

Stark sighed. "Do we have a ghost? Should I go and check?"

"I'm pretty sure it's the table."

"Tables don't scream."

"Stark." The nurse gave him a disappointed look. "Remember where you live. "

The clinic was open, the crab was probably not responsible for the screams, and the alien was in.

solo_sword posting in

fandom_radio

Good morning, everyone. This is Jaina, now at the correct age. I don't know why this place keeps doing that to me but I'm due for a reprieve.

Not a lot of news. Gregorith got invested in the Miss Universe costumes at the museum. Octavia was having a thoughtful morning on the Cape Rouge, and Rey was being tortured with holiday music at Stark's. Yeah. Tis the season for that.

And that's it. Till next week.

mustbeawitch posting in

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Good morning, everyone! It is I, Miss Lydia Bennet, here to bring you all the news of yesterday! As documented by the squirrels, of course, so if your particular news item has been misrepresented, do blame the rodents. Let's begin, shall we?

At the school, Driver's Education and Weather & Storms both watched films. Educational ones, I'm sure. I've no notes for the dormitory, the porg is sobbing, it's a whole scene, moving along to the town, where Mr. Henry of Skalitz was reviewing his finances at the forge. There was a Thanksgiving movie playing at the theatre, where Miss Faden stopped by and Mr. Barnes commented on her mode of dress. Compliments only, I hope. Miss Skywalker was struggling with the course at her warehouse, whilst at Needful Things Dr. Quinn took down the Halloween decorations--just in time to decorate for Christmas! Mr. Lucifer was providing musical entertainment at The Devil's Nest, and Mr. Gregorith, with the aid of technology, enjoyed a film with his friends back home...and that does appear to be the last of my notes. I could do with a bit more gossip, you know, squirrels. Something snappy.

*chittering*

Apparently, they do not take requests. Alas. Until next week, dear listeners, farewell!

grenadesandohana posting in

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Good morning, it's Steve--

*chittering*

I am not the wrong Steve, thank you, I'm just not the correct one for radio. Anyway, here's what happened yesterday. In classes, Belle was trying to figure out the card game the gremlins were playing in the library--

*chittering*

The squirrels say it wasn't strip poker. Steve and Tony were out of town, which explains why I here, Zombie Apocalypse was cancelled and I definitely don't wonder if she knows something the rest of us don't, and Food Adventures finished up learning how to make proper pizza in Rome. Danny approves. I'm sure it'd be better with pineapple.

*chittering*

I know it was invented in Canada. It's good in Hawaii, too.

In town, Thor was avoiding the Devil's Nest Christmas tree, Watts and Steven make plans to see an exhibit about accessibility in London, and Supper Club went out for pho because the weather's turning. Rey taught Henry about money so that he can also buy a cozy coat. Lydia's not excited about Thanksgiving, but that might just be because she's never played in the traditional football game.

*dubious chittering*

I'm pretty sure that's what she's missing. Okay, that's everything. Have a good one.

[OOC: You know what helps when you've written radio early? POSTING IT. Sorry, gang.]

wrongkindofsith posting in

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*chittering*

Just because you asked to get paid in rum, I don't think anywhere else, even on this island, is going to accept it as payment.

*chittering*

I definitely am not going to trade you for it.

Moving on, the School saw Space Pirates, Pirates in Space download cars. Right. Meanwhile Health Education talked about luxury bones. Okay.

The Dorms were quiet, while in Town, there were holiday waffles at Over Easy, and horrifying noodles at Atlas Gym. Gregorith and Marc talked Park, and finally there was a Christmas tree up at the Devil's Nest, as well as Quinn not getting a drink.

stykera posting in

fandom_radio

Welcome to another Wednesday. I think everyone is their usual self today. Or are they? I haven’t seen anyone besides the squirrels and the porg yet.

We’ll start with the school as always and Tuesdays start with Reclaiming Your Childhood which watched a movie as presumably some students had only recently relived their childhoods. Diplomacy was in a space bar. I can’t imagine how that might go wrong. And in Dealing With Other People’s Trauma we talked about childhoods being difficult and there were cartoons.

Nothing from the dorms. Was the porg a porglet this weekend? I’m sure that would be adorable.

And now the town. Liliana awoke in the bouncy castle from her birthday party, as did Ignis. They escaped, eventually. And Rey was putting things away in her apartment and Adrian brought breakfast and she told him about her parents. Ah. I don’t think I need to read any more of that. That’s enough for today from yesterday.

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